Can you handle that?

This morning Avery said she wanted to talk about her birthday. I said ok and she let it all out:
She wants a Giselle birthday, with a pink cake and lots of candy on the table. She wants Gabriella and Troy, and Lauren cant touch them. She wants Giselle the Barbie and no one can touch her presents.
She wants the prince and the horse and the castle, and they are hers.

When she was done she put her hands on her hips and said, "Now, do you think you can handle that?"

She said it in a horrible sassy way but if you'd seen those tiny hands firmly planted on those little hips and that beautiful head of curls cocked to the side with the dark blue eyes narrowed, I am sure you would have reacted the same way I did...hysterical laughter and a few tears along with a prayer that she NEVER grows up.

What three year old talks that way?!?!??!?

Im pretty sure I am not equipped to handle this child as a teenager!