a letter of confession

Dear Jordan and kids,

I did NOT knock over your NEVER ENDING game of RISK, that you started 2 weeks ago, and that has been sitting on my desk ever since.

I swear I did not.

I do however confess that I cheered when I saw it happen.

I realize you 'were going to finish it'. I realize it was an 'epic struggle between the most fierce and mighty forces known on this earth'.

I really do.

However, I also know that my desk is so nice and clean now and my OCD is back in check.

Very Truly Yours,

Mom